Thursday, March 9, 2017 (20:56 WIB)

Oikumene's Church's Bomber Spends Time Jogging 

Juhanda (33 years old), the bomber of Oikumene's Church yard, which is located on Cipto Mangunkusumo Road, Samarinda Seberang, is judged by the local residents as a closed off person.

Oddly, several weeks before Juhanda bombed the Church's yard locals witnessed that he took up jogging regularly, running along the road near the mosque nearby this bomber's house.

"Every evening we'd see him (Juhanda) jogging, for a far way's off, and he did it routinely right before he started the bombing," said one of the locals, Alvin Aspianur (16 years old), Thursday (9/3/2017).

Other than jogging, Juhanda also spends his time swimming along the Mahakam river, even through the area where the water runs deep and too fast.

"Maybe it's preparation for the bombing. Out of the blue he started to work out regularly, and he was so strong in swimming when Mahakam river's current is quite deadly," Alvin said.

References:

http://www.tribunnews.com/regional/2017/03/09/sebelum-mengebom-halaman-gereja-oikumen-pelaku-rajin-joging

Extras:

How to Prepare for a Terrorist Attack --> http://www.nationalterroralert.com/default/

What We Need to Prepare for a Nuclear Event --> http://theconversation.com/what-if-it-happened-again-what-we-need-to-do-to-prepare-for-a-nuclear-event-45564

Don't Spontaneously Joke About Bombs on Garuda Airport

Friday, March 3, 2017 (18:28 WIB)

Don't Spontaneously Joke About Bombs on Garuda Airport

Dr. HI (name is omitted) is a passenger of GA 611 (with the destination Makassar-Jakarta) who actually joked about having a bomb on Garuda Airport. 

The resident of Kodam Mt. Sari Cokonuri Complex Number 64 RT/RW 04/17 Rappocini District, Makassar made that spontaneous joke with the intention for the other passenger to move their belongings.

The stewardess told the Professor's joke to the Garuda Plane's pilot, Marzaina Anwar. Marzaini immediately informed the Garuda Security (Good thing he doesn't ignore it) and had the stewardess to pull all passengers out along with their bags.

From thorough inspection, no bomb was discovered. Though obviously, the whole thing made people annoyed and angry. Out of 209 passengers (184 economic passengers and 25 business passengers), 19 people decided to switch planes.

The entire thing was a false alarm born from a spontaneous joke made by a Professor from Negeri Makassar University (UNM). Reminds you of the Boy Who Cried Wolf, except that this is genuinely a misfortune and not a deliberate attempt to raise our horses. So, fellow scary sarcasm-lover, please refrain from making any jokes about bombs!

References:

http://www.tribunnews.com/nasional/2017/03/03/bergurau-ada-bom-di-pesawat-garuda-dosen-bergelar-doktor-di-makassar-diamankan-di-bandara

https://www.garuda-indonesia.com/id/id/index.page?